2017 Champions Trophy winners all out at 2017 dollar rate

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NOTTINGHAM – Pakistan, the winners of the 2017 edition of...

Afridi tops newly introduced ‘Reemerging’ category in PSL draft

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Flamboyant all-rounder Shahid Afridi topped the charts when...

Missed taking the blame for everything wrong in Pakistan: Misbah

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – In his first exclusive interview since taking over...

Pakistan pick 11 players, seven benchwarmers for Australia Tests

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has generously selected...

Malik Riaz to construct new housing society in void left by Misbah, Younis

BAHRIA TOWN – The void left in the Pakistan Test team by the outgoing Misbah-ul-Haq and Younis Khan would be filled by a new...

Dr Hafeez Shaikh given additional charge of PCB

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) In a late-night reshuffle, Advisor to the Prime Minister on...

Freed Nawaz can save nation’s middle-order batting: PML-N

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) is hopeful that...

Virat Kohli will struggle to score a century in Miran Shah: Mickey Arthur

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MIRAN SHAH – Pakistan cricket team coach Mickey Arthur has...

Govt announces Amnesty Scheme for national cricket team

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – The Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf government has announced its first...

PSL final to be played in IAF created cricket ground in Balakot

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The craters created by Indian Air Force (IAF)...

‘Thankfully those in-charge of Pakistan team’s recent failures are no longer at helm,’ says...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – Speaking ahead of the three-match ODI series against...

India threatens Pakistan with 3-match T20 series in retaliation to Yadav death sentence

NEW DELHI –Minister for External Affairs Sushma Swaraj said New Delhi will ‘go out of its way’ to save RAW spy Kulbhushan Yadav, whose...

Useless figurehead meets Queen of England

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A useless figurehead with no real power or role in...

Wahab Riaz hasn’t conceded a single run in ODIs for the past two years:...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Chief Selector Inzamamul Haq at a press conference...

Successful cricket captain from Mianwali empowered with selection, adjudication and execution

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – A successful cricket captain hailing from the Niazi...

Afridi hat-trick fires up T10 League

SHARJAH: The opening night of the new tournament belonged to Pakhtoons' Shahid Afridi who took a hat-trick with the first three balls he bowled in...

Well-established nephew prepares parchi for jobless uncle

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – A well-established nephew in the national cricket team...