Veteran FIFA Uncle predicts one of 32 teams will win World Cup

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) FAISALABAD – Veteran FIFA Uncle, who claims to have seen...

Virat Kohli will struggle to score a century in Miran Shah: Mickey Arthur

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MIRAN SHAH – Pakistan cricket team coach Mickey Arthur has...

Deliberately lost six consecutive matches to make New Zealand complacent: Sarfraz Ahmed

MOUNT MAUNGANUI – Ahead of the today’s third and final T20, Pakistan captain Sarfraz Ahmed revealed his strategy to win the series against New...

90pc of foreign cricketers cleared to tour Pakistan for PSL: ISPR

RAWALPINDI – Security forces have cleared almost 90 per cent of the foreign cricketers participating in the third season of the Pakistan Super League...

Umar Akmal increasing strike rate, average at tail end of Qalandars’ dining table

DUBAI – Star batsmen Umar Akmal was seen gradually improving his strike rate and average at the tail end of the Lahore Qalandars’ dining...

Third door neighbour of Afridi’s cousin’s in-laws urges star all-rounder to reconsider retirement

DUBAI: Pakistan and Peshawar Zalmi all-rounder Shahid Afridi has been urged to reconsider his latest retirement, after making the shock announcement on Sunday. Talking to...

Man who captained Pakistan to World Cup win and then shut up about it...

LAHORE – Younis Khan, the man who led Pakistan to their only World Cup triumph in the shortest, and the most popular, version of...

Shan Masood neither a bowler nor a professor, argues dejected Hafeez

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The exclusion from national cricket team’s squad for...

PCB demands Bangladeshis, Afghans be given nationalities immediately

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has demanded that Prime Minister...

Rao Anwar caught wearing Karachi Kings jersey in Zalmi-Gladiators playoff

KARACHI – Former SSP Malir Rao Anwar, being investigated for extrajudicial killing, who was arrested on Wednesday after finally appearing before the Supreme Court...

New Zealand Cricket weighing up politer way of saying no to touring Pakistan

WELLINGTON – The New Zealand authorities are weighing up a politer way of turning down the offer of playing cricket in Pakistan for the...

MMA to merge Ultimate Fighting Championship with Pro Wrestling Pakistan

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Chief of his own group of fighters Maulana...

PCB to give Misbah 10/3 batting crisis as post-retirement monthly pension

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The Pakistan Cricket Board has decided to give...

They played two Jadhavs to intimidate us: Sarfraz

BIRMINGHAM – Reacting to Pakistan’s 124-run defeat against India in the Champions Trophy contest at Edgbaston today, captain Sarfraz Ahmed accused the opponents of...

Trophy for next Pakistan hosted series to be sponsor’s billboard attached to card payment...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Pakistan are set to announce the largest winner’s...

Not sure what’s wrong with Bangalore Qalandars: De Villiers

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) BENGALURU – Former South Africa captain and superstar batsman AB...

Defiant Karachi rejects centre’s plans for the city

KARACHI – Weeks after the federal government had hinted at a plan to assume administrative charge of the city under Article 149 (4) of...