Ahmad Shahzad wins ‘looking dope’ award at PCB Awards 2018

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has honoured opening batsman...

ATP to introduce tennis ‘Royal Rumble’ in clay court season to make it more...

BARCELONA – The Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP) could soon be introducing its own Royal Rumble,’ an ATP official told The Dependent on the...

Self-respecting hockey team won’t win till you can name 3 current Pakistan players without...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) YOUR CONSCIENCE – The burden of the revival of the...

Pakistan set to host Formula 55 Helicopter Grand Prix as new sport introduced

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Pakistan will be the first country to host...

New Zeera Plus campaign to see Umar Akmal being dunked in large teacup at...

LAHORE – The marketing department of LU’s popular Zeera Plus biscuits is all set to launch a new promising campaign during the third T20I...

Will retire from int’l cricket after World XI game, no backsies: Shahid Afridi

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LONDON – Former Pakistan captain Shahid Afridi will lead World...

Faheem Ashraf can become a great all-rounder if he learns how to bat and...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) BRISTOL – Pakistan bowling coach Azhar Mahmood believes Faheem Ashraf...

Missed taking the blame for everything wrong in Pakistan: Misbah

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – In his first exclusive interview since taking over...

Sethi ‘hopeful’ after Sri Lanka visit, Nawaz Sharif and Ishaq Dar will tour Pakistan...

LAHORE – Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) Chairman Najam Sethi on Monday said that after Sri Lanka's successful visit to Lahore for a Twenty20 international...

Defiant Karachi rejects centre’s plans for the city

KARACHI – Weeks after the federal government had hinted at a plan to assume administrative charge of the city under Article 149 (4) of...

Imam-ul-Haq set to replace Fawad Alam in drama serial ‘Ghar Damaad’: sources

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – National team’s opening batsman Imam-ul-Haq is set to...

Afridi doing 2-minute cameos again

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI/LAHORE/ISLAMABAD – Former captain of the Pakistan cricket team and...

‘Aakhri achha kar,’ Sarfaraz shouts at local tandoorwaala ahead of sixth and final kulcha

FAISALABAD – Following his team Sindh’s 66-run defeat against Northern in the ongoing National T20 Cup on Thursday, now former Pakistan cricket team captain...

‘Hum se to kisi ne khaanay ka nahi poochha,’ Yahya Hussaini sulks in corner...

ISLAMABAD – Investigative journalist, sports analyst, renowned mind-reader and the only uninvited guest at the valima ceremony of national team all-rounder Imad Wasim and...

Afridi tops newly introduced ‘Reemerging’ category in PSL draft

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Flamboyant all-rounder Shahid Afridi topped the charts when...

Pakistan cricket needs experienced newcomers: Ramiz Raja

LAHORE – In his latest razor sharp critique of Pakistan cricket in ‘Ramiz Speaks’, former captain and leading commentator Ramiz Raja urged Chief Selected...

2017 Champions Trophy winners all out at 2017 dollar rate

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NOTTINGHAM – Pakistan, the winners of the 2017 edition of...