Pakistan suffering from overdose of Akmal blood: PCB report 

A damning internal report of the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has said that the team’s recent losses to a second string Sri Lanka side...

‘Aakhri achha kar,’ Sarfaraz shouts at local tandoorwaala ahead of sixth and final kulcha

FAISALABAD – Following his team Sindh’s 66-run defeat against Northern in the ongoing National T20 Cup on Thursday, now former Pakistan cricket team captain...

Ahmad Shahzad wins ‘looking dope’ award at PCB Awards 2018

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has honoured opening batsman...

Sethi ‘hopeful’ after Sri Lanka visit, Nawaz Sharif and Ishaq Dar will tour Pakistan...

LAHORE – Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) Chairman Najam Sethi on Monday said that after Sri Lanka's successful visit to Lahore for a Twenty20 international...

Imam-ul-Haq set to replace Fawad Alam in drama serial ‘Ghar Damaad’: sources

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – National team’s opening batsman Imam-ul-Haq is set to...

‘Ready for lowlife trolls blaming me for your failures,’ writes Shamia Arzoo in heartwarming...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Shamia Arzoo, the would-be wife of Pakistan fast...

Defiant Karachi rejects centre’s plans for the city

KARACHI – Weeks after the federal government had hinted at a plan to assume administrative charge of the city under Article 149 (4) of...

“#FaadiKoKhilaoBC” advertisements removed from London buses

LONDON – Transport for London (TfL) has removed posters with the messages “#FaadiKoKhilaoBC” from London buses. The posters had first appeared on London’s taxis. The...

Mani removed as PCB chief after refusing to make Khawar Maneka middle-order batsman

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Prime Minister Imran Khan’s choice for Chairman of the Pakistan...

New Zeera Plus campaign to see Umar Akmal being dunked in large teacup at...

LAHORE – The marketing department of LU’s popular Zeera Plus biscuits is all set to launch a new promising campaign during the third T20I...

Afridi doing 2-minute cameos again

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI/LAHORE/ISLAMABAD – Former captain of the Pakistan cricket team and...

Tariq Jameel applies for Pakistan cricket head coach position to cut out middleman

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RAIWIND – Prominent religio-cricket scholar Tariq Jameel in his latest...

They played two Jadhavs to intimidate us: Sarfraz

BIRMINGHAM – Reacting to Pakistan’s 124-run defeat against India in the Champions Trophy contest at Edgbaston today, captain Sarfraz Ahmed accused the opponents of...

Pakistan cricket needs experienced newcomers: Ramiz Raja

LAHORE – In his latest razor sharp critique of Pakistan cricket in ‘Ramiz Speaks’, former captain and leading commentator Ramiz Raja urged Chief Selected...

‘Hum se to kisi ne khaanay ka nahi poochha,’ Yahya Hussaini sulks in corner...

ISLAMABAD – Investigative journalist, sports analyst, renowned mind-reader and the only uninvited guest at the valima ceremony of national team all-rounder Imad Wasim and...

Will retire from int’l cricket after World XI game, no backsies: Shahid Afridi

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LONDON – Former Pakistan captain Shahid Afridi will lead World...

Entire Pakistan cricket squad fails to complete fitness test after biryani ban

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – The entire 20-man squad of probables for the...