Unambitious board didn’t give me money to replace all mediocre players I’d bought: Mourinho

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) MANCHESTER – Days after his side’s surprise 3-2 defeat at...

Any chance all three T20s could be played on the same day, West Indies...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – After announcing a 13-man squad for the three...

T10 league urged to keep tournament long enough for viewers to be able to...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer) LAHORE/THIRUVANANTHAPURAM/COLOMBO/DHAKA/SHARJAH – While appreciating the advent of the newest format...

Overtaking #Virushkha as trending couple bigger achievement than 3 ODI double centuries: Rohit Sharma

MOHALI – Rohit Sharma celebrated his second wedding anniversary in grand style by slamming his third ODI double hundred in Mohali, where he was...

Not playing first team against defending world champions ideal preparation for World Cup: Mickey...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Pakistan’s head coach Mickey Arthur has said that...

West Indies cricket team tweets in support of Pakistan’s Kashmir stance

BRIDGETOWN/PORT OF SPAIN – A day after returning home after playing the T20I series in Karachi this week, West Indian cricket stars that played...

Messi orchestrates coup in Argentina, says team actually won World Cup in presidential address

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) BUENOS AIRES – Following his return to Argentina, global superstar...

Dubai Police to probe allegations of Rangana Herath trespassing under Pakistani batsmen’s beds at...

DUBAI – An FIR filed by Pakistan cricket team management against Sri Lankan spinner Rangana Herath trespassing underneath the Pakistani batsmen’s beds at night is...

Dropping two catches in two overs best way to get over Champions Trophy hangover:...

LAUDERHILL, FLORIDA – Pakistan and St Kitts and Nevis Patriots all-rounder Mohammed Hafeez has confessed that dropping back to back catches in two consecutive...

Team that showed up for 6 hours in month long tour celebrating successful visit

WELLINGTON – The cricket team that only played decent cricket four roughly three hours in a monthly long tour, has returned home with parity...

Amir requests PCB to allow him personal fielders for England Tests

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LONDON – Star pacer Mohammad Amir has requested the Pakistan...

Younis, Misbah’s UAE desert tents, camels to remain vacated in their honour

ABU DHABI – Ahead of the start of the first match of the two-match Test series against Sri Lanka, Pakistan Cricket Board has announced...

Privileged to be part of historic Test where we’ve all to lose and nothing...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBLIN: Pakistan skipper Sarfraz Ahmed on Wednesday said it is...

Leading franchises queue up to sign New Zealand rain

WELLINGTON – T20 leagues from all around the world are set to include New Zealand rain in the auctions for their upcoming seasons, The...

ICC confirms new rule change to allow witchcraft in limited-overs format

    DUBAI – After successfully testing it at close quarters in the Test matches between Pakistan and Sri Lanka at Abu Dhabi and Dubai, the...

Imad Wasim in charge of Karachi Kings’ affairs

KARACHI – The Pakistan Super League (PSL) franchise Karachi Kings on Tuesday announced to appoint left-arm spinner Imad Wasim as in-charge of the team’s...

‘What could possibly go wrong?’ nation collectively asks after Salman Butt added to PSL

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Saying that it would be fine and that there was...