Record cigar sales bring Cuba’s bilateral trade with Sheikh Rasheed to all-time high

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) HAVANA – Cuba’s economy has suffered since the election of...

‘Rogue govts in New Delhi and Islamabad detrimental for regional peace’, warns ISIS

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)   UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – As tensions between India and Pakistan simmer...

National Security Committee reaches unanimous consensus on surgical baddua for India

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – After having already resolved to downgrade Islamabad's diplomatic...

People of Kashmir support army and have rejected PTM propaganda: Modi

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Indian Prime Minister Narinder Modi has come down strongly on...

Incorruptible Umar Akmal tells GT20 fixer to ‘f*** off and look for someone with...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) BRAMPTON – Pakistan batsman Umar Akmal warded away the approach...

Shocked to be sacked after leading Pakistan to first UAE Test series defeats, longest...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – Mickey Arthur said he was "disappointed" as he...

PPP’s fact-finding committee to investigate which party leaders backed Sanjrani last year

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – The Pakistan Peoples’ Party (PPP) has formed two...

Forget Kashmir, Pakistan should take up Imran Khan at the UN Security Council: Maryam...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) SARGODHA – As her rapturous rally entered the early hours...

Kashmir annexation Pakistan’s second biggest issue after Muhajirs: Zardari

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) cochairman and former president...

Kashmiris support scrapping of Article 370: report by Indian ARY and Bol

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) The people of the Kashmir valley wholeheartedly support the recent...

Maryam Nawaz arrested in fitting response to Indian aggression

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Two days after the Indian government scrapped Article 370 for...

BJP revokes Article 1 of Constitution to redefine India as Union between Amit Shah...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW DELHI – Amidst indefinite security lockdown in the country...

Sipah Salaar Zaid Hamid waits for nation to catch up as he gallops towards...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LINE OF CONTROL – Armed with his favourite sword that...

#ArticleSixForBizenjo tweets man with Musharraf DP 

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) #ArticleSixForBizenjo tweeted a man whose twitter profile display picture is...

CNICs for all purchases above Rs 50K, FBR reminds Govt on Senate poll

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) In the aftermath of the failed no-confidence motion against the...

‘Ready for lowlife trolls blaming me for your failures,’ writes Shamia Arzoo in heartwarming...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Shamia Arzoo, the would-be wife of Pakistan fast...

UK citizenship seeking Amir no longer wants to associate with nation that make heroes...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) CHELMSFORD – After retiring from Test cricket, Pakistan fast bowler...