Asad Umer vows to bring back politics, dollar rate of 90s

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Expected finance minister Asad Umer vowed on Tuesday not to...

Game Changer: Shahid Afridi reveals what he’s actually good at in tell-all autobiography

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – Former Pakistan cricket captain Shahid Afridi’s autobiography ‘Game...

State to take action against US drones after one of them morphed into Afghan...

ISLAMABAD – The state is set to take firm action against American drone strikes, after one of the drones on January morphed into an...

My daughters don’t have the right genes to become serious sportspersons: Afridi

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – Former Pakistan captain and star all-rounder Shahid Afridi...

After APML, Musharraf resigns as chairman of favourite Orkut community

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) DUBAI – Days after stepping down as the chairman of...

Compromise reached as moonsighting app ‘The Ruet’ to have popup Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – The clash between Ministry of Science and Technology...

Another blot on govt’s claims of meritocracy as nation’s worst kafirs declared without due...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – In what is the latest example of what...

Pakistani rupee could fall to Aamir Liaquat levels, experts warn

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) KARACHI – As the Pakistani rupee fell from 115.63 at...

Al Qaeda distances self from OBL after shocking absence of Rafi, Kishore revealed in...

International terror network Al Qaeda has distanced itself from founder Osama Bin Laden after it was revealed that the latter’s Bollywood playlist was devoid...

Kartarpur Corridor won’t compromise our dedication to mutually assured destruction, vow India and Pakistan

ISLAMABAD/NEW DELHI/KARTARPUR – The November 9 opening of the Kartarpur Corridor linking Darbar Sahib in Pakistan with Dera Baba Nanak shrine in India’s Gurdaspur...

Bangladesh model creeped out by Pakistani WhatsApp uncles stalking her online

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Meghla Mukti, a Bangladesh model and actress, expressed her discomfort...

Mesmerised waiter at luxury London hotel donates his tip to CJP’s Dam fund

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LONDON – Inspired and moved after two hours of serving...

National search for new excuse for low productivity commences as Ramzan ends

Our Ramzan Affairs Correspondent Islamabad With the third day of Eid officially over, the national search for excuse for low productivity has formally commenced in the...

Electoral allocation to PTI in exchange for reforms within Imran Khan: Sami-ul-Haq

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) PESHAWAR: Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam-Sami (JUI-S) chief Sami-ul-Haq clarified on Thursday that...

Instability in local democracy sector forced me to take up parallel UAE job: Nawaz...

DUBAI/ISLAMABAD – Citing uncertainty in the market as the reason for doing multiple jobs in multiple countries, Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif has accepted that...

‘A light has gone out of our lives,’: PM on Sufi Muhammad’s demise

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) An emotional prime minister said on Friday that with a...

ISIS social media manager arrested for misleading click baiting, FIA confirm

KARACHI – After taking the Islamic State (ISIS) social media manager into custody, the Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) on Thursday confirmed that the suspected...