Another setback for opposition as NAB arrests Zakoota Jinn from PM Secretariat

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – After recent reports of the guards at the...

NAB Chairman slides into The Dependent’s DMs

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) “AoA i am very impress by ur personality, and good...

Flattered to even be considered for caretaker PM, says Ehsanullah Ehsaan while recusing himself

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Noted public intellectual and moral compass of Pakistan, Ehsanullah Ehsaan...

New government completes almost three and half months in only 100 days

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD/LAHORE/KARACHI/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – The new Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) has completed almost...

‘Your resignation will negatively impact others in region,’ Nawaz Sharif tells Kumble

ISLAMABAD- Calling the move to step down an ‘unfortunate act that would impact others in the region’ Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif told former...

State to take action against US drones after one of them morphed into Afghan...

ISLAMABAD – The state is set to take firm action against American drone strikes, after one of the drones on January morphed into an...

CJP heads to Rio de Janeiro to meet his hero after Brazilian Chief Justice...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RIO DE JANEIRO – Chief Justice of Pakistan Saqib Nisar...

Sharifs fight over family bucket after ordering midnight deal from Boot-Panda

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE – After taking an entirety to order what they...

Punctual Shehbaz reaches airport early in anticipation of flight with Mian Nawaz

As the matter of removal of Nawaz Sharif’s name from the Exit Control List (ECL) remains in lingo with the ball now in LHC’s...

Ashir Azeem to play NAB chairman’s security officer in his next action thriller

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) TORONTO – Actor and director Ashir Azeem has confirmed that...

Shehbaz Sharif rally finally reaches Lahore airport

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Accompanied by thousands of followers, friends and family, the rally...

Upset at misrepresentation in West, says nation that has to be reminded not...

According to a recent poll Opacity International, Pakistani citizens are most upset by misrepresentation in the western media. The citizens, who have to be...

Rangers deployment increased around butthurt sentiments as Malala returns home

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) LAHORE/KARACHI/ISLAMABAD/PESHAWAR/QUETTA – Large contingents of law enforcement agencies, spearheaded by...

After successful struggle of 7 long years, I’m exactly where I was 7 years...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – Narrating his successful journey and the struggle that...

PTI facing extinction amidst influx of PML-N newcomers: study

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) ISLAMABAD – With the bulk of lawmakers and ex-lawmakers from...

Will demand explanation for FATF grey-listing after becoming PM: Ahmed Ludhianvi

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) JHANG – Ahle Sunnat Wal Jamaat (ASWJ) Chief Ahmed Ludhianvi...

Fresh operation against miscreant network starts

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) A fresh offensive against a miscreant network was launched on...