RAW scientists develop 7th generation warfare inside lab, reports Defenders of Pak

In a startling turn of events, scientists working for the Indian spy agency RAW have developed what is being called ‘7th generation warfare,’ reported...

Kartarpur, DHA Phases 8,9,10 also sacred Hindu sites: RSS

Hot on the heels of the decision by the Indian Supreme Court to rule in favour of the Hindu appellants in the Babri Masjid...

NASA’s shortage of spacesuits may jeopardize future missions

As per a government audit report, NASA has low stocks of spacesuits and new ones might not be available in time. Astronauts have been using the...

Non-Muslims not really kafir, says Saudi crown prince

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RIYADH – Saudi Arabia’s powerful crown prince has said that...

Muhammad bin Qasim’s Huffington Post blog on overseas Pakistanis’ responsibilities surfaces

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) NEW YORK – A blog post published on HuffPost (or...

Trump vows $199 billion for Diamer-Bhasha Dam if name changed to Trump Water Tower

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON – In a bid to normalize deteriorating relations between...

New Saudi legislation allows women to start meal without presence of male guardian

RIYADH: In yet another momentous leap in their recent liberalisation agenda, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has announced that women will now be allowed...

Will inform before initiating mutually assured destruction in region, China and India reassure Pakistan

BEIJING/NEW DELHI/ISLAMABAD – Reassuring Pakistan that a due confirmation will be sent in case India and China plan to launch a nuclear war for...

41-state Islamic military alliance set to target Israel with devastating new condemnation

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RIYADH/JERUSALEM – As funerals are held for the dozens killed...

Anti-corruption drive is a global conspiracy against us Saudi princes: Nawaz Sharif

ISLAMABAD – Ousted Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif has labeled Saudi Arabia's newly formed anti-corruption committee arresting at least 17 princes and top officials...

Saudis apologise for Photoshop inaccuracies in 9/11 threat to Canada

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RIYADH/OTTAWA – A group in Saudi Arabia apologised and deleted...

Imran, Netanyahu hold first bilateral meeting inside BJP voters’ booth in Uttar Pradesh

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) BAGHPAT – Israel Prime Minister Netanyahu met his Pakistani counterpart...

‘Being unfairly linked to attacker who lauded me and shares most of my beliefs,’...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump claims he is unfairly...

Trump formally recognises Supreme Court as official part of Bahria Town

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump has officially recognised Bahria...

Taliban talks fail after middle ground between stoning and not stoning people to death...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) PESHAWAR – The Taliban said on Tuesday they had canceled...

CJP heads to Rio de Janeiro to meet his hero after Brazilian Chief Justice...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) RIO DE JANEIRO – Chief Justice of Pakistan Saqib Nisar...

French Général d’armée Bosser urges media to focus on positive side of France; urges...

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.) Speaking at a press conference at the headquarters of the...