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The Pakistan Facebookers Battalion (PFB) decided on Saturday to lower Afghanistan’s credit rating from “Graveyard of Empires” to “Cowardly Neighbour” status.
The decision came in the wake of the tensions between Pakistan and Afghanistan, with the PFB, which commands the 300 brigades of elite keyboard warriors, deciding to chip in the effort.
“Forget what we used to say about Afghanistan 72 hours ago,” said Brigadier Handsum Prynce of the 11th brigade. “We know what a cowardly state lies towards our north.”
“Yes, we might have said that they made the British, the Soviets and the Americans eat dust in the past,” said Hijazi Warrior of the 3rd Brigade. “But things have changed now that they have come face-to-face with a real army.”
“We will fight them till the last drop of our blood,” said Rwlp1nD1 Boy, of the 78th briagde, who is a ballistics expert in both Call of Duty and Battlefield.
Speaking to Pakistan Today, Jalal Ahmedzai of the Afghan foreign ministry said, “We Afghans have been tortured by constant war and resent the ‘graveyard of empires’ image that was being thrust upon us. We are happy that Pakistanis are finally letting go of that.”
“Coming to the matter of the image they want to replace that earlier image with,” he continued. “Whatever makes them happy. After all, Pakistan is the country that has never lost a war and Afghanistan the one that has never won a war. What did you say? That it’s actually the other way around? No, don’t say that. Let’s not make the Pakistanis angry.”
to true afghan brothers please dont call pakistanis coward every war u fought we were always with u………………….if u start u saying u fought wars on ur own u better wake up from ur dream and rhink about reality check………………long live Pikistan and its warriors Ameen
I think Pakistan was also present in 1839…1878 and 1921 to fight the British empire. .????…..bro for ur kind information wat have ur army done in East Pakistan now Bangladesh and kashmir. ….One got freedom and the other in the Indian hand
british wars u werr with us are u pretty sure
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@ muzee .. great response!!
Shame on you Napakistanies… We will sandwich you between two emerging nations dawn with Napakistan
Lets cool down brothers lets say Pakistan wins the war against Afghanistan what you guys think Do afghans are kind of people will live under Pak establishment com on friends the fact is Pakistan knows Afghanistan since 1947 so here i will clearify don’t judge afghans by what they have judge them by their history Russian had more weapons both in air and on ground i wish that time may not come when we say history always repeat itself i think the time is already started some neigbours are too late Hope no one is hurted both Afghan and Pak brothers
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