Lahore – Our Lahori Correspondent: Lahori businessman and tax defaulter, Saeed Ahmed Butt, vowed on Saturday to defend his motherland against the nefarious designs of the neighbouring country.
Speaking to reporters at his Haidery Super Mall, Butt said he would like the Indians to keep their hegemonic ideas under control.
Butt, who paid Rs 4,320/- as income tax last year, said, “We, the proud sons of this soil, won’t think twice before giving up even our lives for the safety and sanctity of our sacred land.”
“Despite, being a businessman and not a soldier, my father rushed to the border during the ’65 war, when I was just a kid,” he said. “Well, I am my father’s son. Who is surprised that I turned out to be a patriot like him?”
He maintains that thrashing the Indians won’t be difficult either. “The paltry size of their courage stems from the smallness of their hearts. And that stems from the caste system that they have in their country,” he said while sipping tea brought by a servant who he pays seven thousand rupees lesser than the government-announced minimum wage. “I guess these things really do make a difference.”
Butt, who owns three houses in Lahore, in addition to four units of commercial property, also urged the government not to yield to any demands by the international community to limit the country’s nuclear weapons. “We will eat grass, but we won’t do that!”
