Our Dharna Correspondent – Islamabad: Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) Chairman Imran Khan and Pakistan Awami Tehreek (PAT) chief Tahirul Qadri have failed to reach a consensus on who is the sidekick of whom, Khabaristan Today has learnt. According to reports both of them believe that they are superheroes and that the other person is their sidekick. Talking exclusively to Khabaristan Today, both the PTI and PAT leaders shared their views.
“There is a deadlock right now, and one of us would have to shaheedofy the other to reach consensus,” Qadri said. “My friend Imran believes that he’s Batman and I am Robin. I ask you do I look even remotely close to Robin?” he asked
“Or Imran to Batman?” he further questioned.
“Obviously Imran is the hero,” said Imran adding that, “Imran is the hero. Imran is always the hero. Superhero or not, but Imran is always the hero. Here look at the script that was given to me. What does it say under the ‘Cast’ section?” he went on. “Imran Khan hero!” he shouted.
“And since Imran is the hero, and Qadri isn’t playing the part of a villain in this script or the heroine, despite rumours abound, he obviously is the sidekick,” the PTI chief added.
It is pertinent to mention here that Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif is the villain of this script and Shahbaz Sharif is the vamp. Both the producers and directors have remained anonymous.
“They’re both the sidekicks,” a political analyst told Khabaristan Today on condition of anonymity. “The director is the superhero and these two are sidekicks. It’s just their chemistry that has led to them being touted as potential hero and heroine in this soap opera,” she added.
Despite over a month, both Qadri and Imran remain adamant that they are the heroes with neither of the two actors budging an inch. Even so, according to latest reports Awami Muslim League leader Sheikh Rasheed had embraced the role of the comedian when the script was being read out last month, while PTI Vice Chairman Shah Mehmood Qureshi was happy with the supporting role. Reports also suggest that the Pakistan Muslim League-Quaid (PML-Q) leadership were happy being spot boys for the production.
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It’s become a battle of Butts: DJ Butt
Our Music Correspondent – Islamabad: “It has become a battle of Butts,” said Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) Disk Jockey Asif Butt who is known as DJ Butt, in his first interview since being arrested on Friday. “It will soon turn into a war between Butts,” he told Khabaristan Today, further going on to clarify that he did not intend any puns.
“I did not intend the puns, but now that you mention it, this has actually become a backside spanking contest between the PTI and PML-N,” he added.
DJ Butt lamented the fact that while Gullu Butt and Pomi Butt were allowed to do whatever they wanted, he was arrested for playing bad music.
“Gullu Butt smashes cars and he is released from jail. Pomi Butt attacks PTI’s rally and he never goes to jail, while DJ Butt is jailed for playing bad music?” he exclaimed.
“We have Salman Ahmed and Abrarul Haq in the party, what else do you expect?” DJ Butt questioned.
The disk jockey also believed that the party should focus on adding better artists now that famous rock bands like Nickelback are giving them coverage.
“Nickelback has featured our protest in their latest song. We now need to make sure we don’t let them know that we have Abrarul Haq and Salman Ahmed in our ranks. They might be forced into editing the video.”
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Saeed Ajmal focusing on the pehla
Our Cricket Correspondent – Lahore: Pakistan’s star off-spinner Saeed Ajmal who has recently been banned by the International Cricket Council (ICC) owing to an illegal action has started working on rehab. Ajmal’s elbow extends more than 15 degrees during his bowling action which is illegal according to ICC’s regulations. After getting a lot of acclaim for his doosra, teesra and the alleged chotha as well, Ajmal is now back to focusing on the pehla, Khabaristan Today has learnt.
“I think it’s the doosra, teesra, chotha, paanchwa that has damaged my action; and of course the fact that we don’t have any other decent bowlers. So it’s best that I focus on the pehla for the time being,” Ajmal said while talking to Khabaristan Today. “Once I am back (playing international cricket) I will bend the arm as much as I want and I will start working on the chhata, saatwan, aathwan as well,” he added.
It is pertinent to mention here that Saqlain Mushtaq has offered his support and services for Ajmal’s rehab. Saqlain’s presence will be a constant reminder for Saeed Ajmal how the doosra can both create and end careers.
IK and Qadri both has damaged country's image abroad, both should be punished for their wrong doings. IK did not disclose why he is not calling his sons to dhrana. Likewise Qadri has no business, he is enjoying on poor people money (donations/Chandas). He should be ashamed on his actions. Can both do same thing in London and Canada.
Apparently what i and most other people who luckily know how to use their
brains still think that Imran khan is the man with plans for our country!
People wake up! Allah has blessed you with a new voice , you step over
this great oppurtunity then you as hell do deserve the circumstances .
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