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The first family, shers, we are told, like their animals. Their zoo in Raiwind has been in the news since some time, what with the unfortunate incident with the Siberian Tiger.

Well, it is in the news again. A cat seems to have killed the first peacock!

The premier was furious and has sacked two guards stationed there. How is that for a surreal headline? PM sacks security staff over cat killing peacock.

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White collar crime has been around since some time in Pakistan. After a hiatus, credit card fraud has resurfaced in the country. A gang is operating in Lahore. They have coopted some gas station attendants as well.

So brace yourself when you receive a call from your bank asking you about the seventy cases of the good stuff you have ordered in London.