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Saudi Arabia asks Pakistan to return 1,400 years of borrowed history 

RIYADH/ISLAMABAD – After Islamabad returned $1 billion to Riyadh as the second instalment of a $3 billion soft loan, Saudi Arabia has now asked Pakistan to return the 1,400 years of history it has borrowed from the kingdom, diplomatic sources have informed The Dependent.

According to sources, Pakistan has been told that the history that was given to it by the Arab world in general, and Saudi Arabia in particular, was a loan that had to be returned, which Pakistani government officials confirmed that they were unaware of.

“It has been a consensus among all Pakistani governments, ours and the previous, that the Arab history given to us was a grant, not a loan,” revealed a senior government official.

“Now we’re being pressed to return the history, in order to start a new history with a country we’ve historically had no history.”

Analysts say it is unusual for Riyadh to press for the return of history, heritage and ideology which Saudi Arabia has aggressively exported over the decades. Pakistan has traditionally benefited Saudi in exchange for borrowing the identity and history. However, Islamabad now needs to look elsewhere to return what it has borrowed, with government officials confirming that the history would be returned in three installments.

“Out of the borrowed 1,400 years, the first 300 and the last 100 are the most important. We’re hoping to clear the middle 1,000 years at the earliest and then focus on the rest,” revealed a government official.

“Thankfully, Turkey has come to our rescue and is immediately giving us 700 years of its history, with another 700 to be added later. Hopefully we’ll repay the Saudi loan soon.”

A finance ministry official confirmed that work was already underway to ensure import ancestry and heritage from other countries, with the local history fabrication industry being incentivised to produce indigenous history.

The Dependent

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17 Comments

  1. Hamid Bashir said:

    Insha Allah soon Pakistan will return the history of Saudia Arabia with retaining the name of Allah almighty and Hazarat Muhammad PBUH and the oder of Allah which they are demolishing currently from world by expressions of wrong doing.

  2. Iftikhar ali said:

    Let’s return the ulemas who peddle d it for riyals yto our infamy as interest on the transfer with cancellation of documents to travel
    Subcontinental Islam was traditional to suffice for us

  3. Shah Jamal Wazir said:

    We will use Turkish history for next 1400 years and then they will ask for return, we will then borrow from someone and will give the loan of Turkish and so on…

    • Ankur singh said:

      Bhai asli wali follow kar lo, what’s wrong in recognising that your elders were Hindu and you belong to the oldest civilization which was epitome of a civilization at its time. You can still be Muslim but a hindustani muslim. I am not saying this with any contempt in my heart.

  4. Mohammad Rasool said:

    It would be better to get historic free package from Afghanistan, as it has 5 thousands years of history and heritage.
    I confirmed that if requested Afghan will ready to grant it for its unpolite and historyless neighbour.

    • संजय said:

      अपने खून को खून मानो। दूसरे को बाप मानने से खून नहीं बदलता। दूसरों के इतिहास को अपनाने से खून नहीं बदलता ।

  5. Adnan pall said:

    This would be one of historical mistakes that Saudis had made and stupidity
    Pakistan, egypt, India and many countries would ask Saudis to return their married wifes that they took years back when no one wanted to marry arabs.

  6. Adnan paul said:

    This would be one of historical mistakes that Saudis had made and stupidity
    Pakistan, egypt, India and many countries would ask Saudis to return their married wifes that they took years back when no one wanted to marry arabs.

  7. Ikram Khan said:

    What nonsense. Is history an item or physical object that can be borrowed or repatriated? Although Intrinsically we are proud and blessed to have been part of the universal truth and that is ISLAM. We owe the blessings to the creator and not the cteation.

  8. Mohammed Shafiq said:

    Al Saud (Saudi family) most corrupt and blood line of Yaud was chosen by British and Americans to serve their purpose .

  9. Naseer said:

    What 1400 years…we have only 73 year history after independence…rest SA claim from muslim India…moreover till 1923 there was no KSA…if at all we have t return we will return to otomn empire

  10. Khurram Shahzad said:

    Bismillah arRehmannirRahim,
    Since day one Adam was a Muslim and later on the devil misguided the human beings to an extend that they started denying the existence of the Creater of heavens and earth. History is never borrowed, it’s written as the recorded documents of the time . In today’s world when the technology and awareness is almost with every human family. Now is the time to actually unveil the enemy of Allah and His Best Creation humans. This is something to be taught to the coming generations for a better world till the day of judgement.

  11. Shahid said:

    Pakistan should return religios extremism and especially terrorism back to KSA , thats all.

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