‘Invisible forces engineered tea coup,’ pro-democracy tea-boy informs Nawaz | Pakistan Today

‘Invisible forces engineered tea coup,’ pro-democracy tea-boy informs Nawaz

LONDON: The selection, placement and timing of the undemocratic and unconstitutional cup of tea was undertaken by invisible forces hell bent on stealing the mandate of the people, Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) founder and supremo Nawaz Sharif was informed on Sunday.

During his address to the PML-N’s social media convention, the rigged teacup was mysteriously and mischievously inflicted upon the three-time prime minister of Pakistan whose angst with regards to the mistimed cup of tea mirrored his outrage over misappropriated general elections.

“Selectors artificially propped up this cup of tea, in lieu of the teacup that was going to be elected in accordance with popular demand. The invisible forces have engineered this tea coup,” the household’s pro-democracy, civil supremacist tea-boy informed Nawaz, further adding to the rage of the PML-N supremo against the powers that tea.

Sources following the development have informed The Dependent that the tea coup will prominently feature in Nawaz Sharif’s address to the Pakistan Democratic Movement (PDM) rally on December 13.

“Until now, none of the elected prime ministers have been served such undemocratic tea. Tell me, would Jinnah or Iqbal have wanted such tea? The nation must unite against this state brew-tally-tea,” reads a leaked excerpt of Nawaz’s expected address.

Bawarchi sahab, jawab aap ko dena hoga,” is the latest Nawaz punch-line expected to hit the establishment hard.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.