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KARACHI – Reality TV host Waqar Zaka has decided to part ways with his former lifestyle. In a video released on Facebook Zaka said that he regrets his past.
“I feel really bad for all the things I did in Living on the Edge. I hope all the contestants, both human and animal, who had to suffer from coexisting with me, will forgive me,” he says in the video.
“I have now decided to live on the edge of taqwa,” he maintains in the video, in which he pleads with Allah to guide him towards the straight path.
“Allah, please help me in creating content which will allow me to create a new kind of holier than thou attitude, given that everyone including my own family has seen through what I have been doing till now.”
Following the release of the video Zaka was approached by The Dependent for an exclusive interview regarding his future plans.
“I can do ten more seasons of Living on the Edge but I know it will not make me enough money or give me enough attention because no one will watch it. I obviously have to reinvent myself,” he said.
“That’s why I have decide to live on the edge of taqwa – which will also be the name of my Islamic reality TV show which will air after Ramzan.”