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ISLAMABAD – The official government photographer during the early hours of Thursday morning completed the photo sessions of the state leaders with the first ever image of the black hole, The Dependent can confirm.
Images of the candid photo session available exclusively with The Dependent reveal the President of Pakistan Arif Alvi sleeping peacefully inside the black hole, which is located in a distant galaxy.
Another image shows Federal Information Minister Fawad Chaudhry queueing up for a line that is 500 million trillion km long, awaiting his turn to visit the black hole.
One shows State Minister for the Interior Shehryar Afridi busy conducting anti-narcotics operations throughout the 40 billion km large black hole.
Meanwhile, officials are also expected to make the announcement that it is the incumbent government which is directly responsible for the scientific breakthrough carried out this week.
Minister of State for Climate Change Zartaj Gul has revealed that the Prime Minister Office actually caught fire on Monday as a result of ‘scientific experiments’ that PM Imran Khan was personally conducting.
Talking exclusively to The Dependent, Zartaj Gul said that the fire at the sixth floor of the PM Office was caused during Imran Khan’s photography session with black hole.
“It is his unparalleled quest for knowledge and discovery which has made him so successful,” Gul said. “And it is this thirst for knowledge that he was quenching on Monday when he was discovering the black hole on the sixth floor, where his personal scientific laboratory is,” she added.
The senior leadership of the incumbent party have also taken selfies with the black hole as displayed on the large projector on the sixth floor of the PM House.
Reports also confirm that selfless Prime Minister Imran Khan ordered that his staff take selfies with the black hole before his detailed follow-up photo session with it.
