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LAHORE/WASHINGTON – After suspicions arose over the fact that the Lahore district administration registered the first investigation report (FIR) against famed actor Fawad Khan for allegedly refusing to let children of their families be immunised by polio vaccination teams, at a time when the Entity Paradigm vocalist was in the United States, The Dependent decided to launch independent investigations into the matter.
The Dependent’s investigations revealed that Fawad Khan, who was severely criticised for his involvement in the official anthem of the ongoing fourth season of the Pakistan Super League, is not only an anti-vaxxer but also anti-gun control.
Observers note that such revelations, and the fact that Fawad Khan is currently in the United States, have obvious correlations and ramifications.
“This is especially true given that presidential bids for the 2020 elections are coming forward. And if one were to be more foresighted, 2024 isn’t too far away either,” notes leading political commentator Glenn Beck.
The statement issued by Fawad Khan’s manager sheds further light on the matter that is becoming more mysterious by the day.
“Nothing could be further from the truth. And what the hell is this The Dependent? [sic]” it suspiciously