(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
KARACHI – After veteran film and television actor Moammar Rana decided to enter politics this week as he announced to join the Pakistan People’s Party (PPP), Hamoon Jadoogar is set to join the party as well The Dependent has reliably learnt.
Sources confirm that even though the PPP leadership wanted to get Ainak Wala Jin on board, they have to settle with Hamoon Jadoogar.
“Ainak Wala Jin was our first priority for a proper 90s reunion, but we are happy with Hamoon Jadoogar,” a senior PPP leader told The Dependent. “Just like Shaan was our first priority but of course we are happy with Moammar Rana.”
Meanwhile, international sources further reveal that in a bid to recreate the successes of the 90s, global celebrities are set to join the PPP as well. The leading among these are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Sources privy to the veteran anthropomorphic turtles’ anthropomorphic rat Sensei, who teaches them the art of ninjutsu, reveal that the Urdu dubbed version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will formally announce their move to the PPP on STN at 6 pm on Friday.
Nation’s discarded ACRs, walkmans and cassette players have already started playing Dila Teer Bija in anticipation.