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MANCHESTER – After yet another lacklustre display by their side in the 0-0 draw against Valencia on Tuesday, Manchester United exhibited their displeasure by holding up #FaadiKoKhilaoBC banners across Old Trafford.
There is growing dissatisfaction among the fans with their team off to their worst ever start in the Premier League and without a win at home across all competitions since the opening day of the season almost two years ago.
A lot of the criticism has fallen on manager Jose Mourinho, but what was evident at Old Trafford on Tuesday that a majority of the fans demanded that Fawad Alam be brought in as comparison to those that want Mourinho out.
“We are fully behind the manager and believe that with the help of Faadi we would be able to turn the season around,” club captain Antonio Valencia said while talking to The Dependent.
According to reports, Executive Vice Chairman Ed Woodward is willing to break the bank for Faadi, who is expected to be a right-winger, the complete full-back, actual proper striker and central playmaker in Manchester United’s starting 11. It is pertinent to mention here that last year #FaadiKoKhilaoBC ads had donned London buses at a time when both Arsenal and Chelsea were going through tough seasons. And with the London clubs’ failure to sign Faadi, it might be Manchester United who make the move and rescue their season.