(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
ISLAMABAD – Nation’s courts were on Wednesday looking to release criminals at war footing as the only man capable of holding them accountable was out of the country.
The judges gave themselves a two day window where they could release as many criminals in the country as possible before nation’s only honest man returns and seeks justification for the actions.
The two day window had come between Tuesday, September 18 and Thursday, September, with well-placed sources confirming that well-rounded actions have been taken all over the country so as to help the corrupt escape.
“This was bound to happen. When the cats are away, the mice will play. When this nation’s custodian is away, the criminals will get a chance to do commit crime,” noted prominent political analyst @IK<3U, on Twitter.
“But it’s unfair to expect him to monitor stuff when he is in another country. Yes, he’s the superhero we need and the superhero we don’t deserve, but that doesn’t mean that superheroes don’t have limitations,” underscored another leader analyst @PTIgal4eva on Twitter.
At press time, nation’s dishonest people were looking ahead to the next time the nation’s sole honest man steps out of the country.