(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
ISLAMABAD – After being caught eating burgers and soft drinks from a fast food chain during the lunch break of the Al-Azizia and Hill Metal references hearing at the accountability court, former Prime Minister faced the wrath of his dietician.
Sources privy to the conversation revealed that a visibly defensive Nawaz told his dietician on the phone that the burgers and drinks were actually ketogenic.
“Dr saab I have been strictly following the keto diet and the burger I had was completely keto friendly,” the former premier told the dietician. “No there was one carb in the cola and one each in the two buns of the burger – oh come on it was so small! No please don’t come over to Adiala for dinner!” Nawaz pleaded.
Sources confirm that the dietician, who prefers being anonymous citing the gravity of the issue, expressed its outrage.
“With such lack of self-control you’re trying to prove in court that you controlled the urge for corrupt practices?” the doctor asked.
“Forget Imran Khan, forget the establishment and forget the judiciary – carbs are your single biggest enemy right now,” he added.
“Keto ko izzat do,” the doctor demanded.