(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
ISLAMABAD – An understanding has been reached between the National Accountability Bureua (NAB) and the PIA after the two were at loggerheads over the performance of a Kiki challenge video by a Polish tourist on one of the PIAs planes, The Dependent has learned.
According to details, Miss Eva Bianka Zubeck performed the popular ‘Kiki Challenge’ while holding the national flag in a PIA plane for a promotional video. NAB authorities had claimed that the video was in violation with airport safety regulations and was a disgrace to the national flag.
However, despite the seriousness of the allegations, sources have informed The Dependent that the matter is being hushed after a ‘deal’ was struck between NAB and the PIA.
“It has been decided that Miss Zubeck will contest one of the upcoming by-polls on a Jeep ticket” said the source regarding the deal.
“There is still some push and pull over whether it will be provincial seat or a national seat, but one of the possibilities we are considering is that she contest one of the provincial seats that falls under the national constituency Rao Anwar will be contesting on the jeep symbol.”
This would then be a power ticket, and many have been wondering who will accompany Rao Anwar on the jeep ticket ever since The Dependent reported he had also been allotted the jeep symbol after getting bail.
“It will most probably be the Karachi seat vacated by the PM-elect” the source added.
Unfortunately, details on the matter are sketchy as of the filing of this report, but there are whispers that the deal was brokered by the Agriculture department upon the insistence of NAB.
As of last night, Miss Zubeck has even made multiple social media posts promising to defend state institutions and the honour of those brave men and women of the agricultural forces.
“All I can say on this is that the department is indeed facilitating Miss Zubeck’s naturalisation process” ended our source.