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LAHORE/LONDON – Unsatisfied with her initial order, Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader Maryam Nawaz has planned an online window shopping spree for National Assembly constituencies over the weekend.
Sources have told The Dependent that online window shopping tour would be undertaken all over Lahore through Google Maps, following which Maryam Nawaz would finalise whichever constituency she wants to order.
“Right now she has her heart on NA-127, but you never know when the mind might change,” a member of Maryam Nawaz’s entourage told The Dependent.
Those close to Maryam reveal that she’s looking for the perfect product that is comfortable and not too tight.
“There needs to be breathing room,” a close aide of Maryam Nawaz told The Dependent. “That is why she had second thoughts about NA-125 – because even though it was luxurious, and would be a great buy, the fitting isn’t comfortable.”
What of course is another factor in the online window shopping tour is the fact that it will have to be undertaken from London.
“Once you feel the product with your own hands it is different,” PML-N spokesperson Marriyum Aurangzeb told The Dependent.
“With online shopping you never know. You might order one thing and get something completely different.”