(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
RAWALPINDI – After almost a year of will he, won’t he, former interior minister of Pakistan and the recently formered leader of the Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) finally uploaded his display picture on his profile on the social hookup app Tinder.
Nisar confirmed the news talking exclusively to The Dependent saying that he had the picture ready for months, but feels now is the right time to upload it.
“I have decided to contest on Tinder as an independent candidate. If there are ten faults in Imran [Khan], there might be one hundred faults in Nawaz [Sharif],” he said.
Refusing to comment on whether or not he is hooking up with anyone soon, Nisar confirmed that he had finally broken up with the person who he now finally accepted as his ex.
“These Sharifs will not able to show their faces anywhere if I decide to open the photo galleries in my phone,” Nisar said. “Especially those images with the filters,” he added.
After showing this scribe a Snapchat image of himself and his ex with the dog filter, Nisar exclaimed: “I can’t believe I spent all those years with this monster.”