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GANDHINAGAR – Prime Minister Narendra Modi and his Israeli counterpart Benjamin Netanyahu finalised their much awaited plan of action to target Pakistan in a host of events on Wednesday.
After visiting the Sabarmati Ashram and paying floral tributes at the culmination of a mega roadshow in a bullet-proof vehicle from the Ahmedabad airport, they picked ‘letting them self-destruct’ from the shortlisted strategies against Pakistan, The Dependent has learnt.
This latest conspiracy between the second and third biggest enemies of Pakistan was created following the inauguration of the iCreate Centre at Bavla. The final pen to paper was put after the two had lunch at the centre.
“When I went to Israel last year, I made up my mind that this is how we should target Pakistan. From that time, I was waiting for my friend Benjamin Netanyahu to come to India. He is here and now we are inaugurating this idea,” Modi said in the inauguration ceremony.
“When a farmer sows a small plant, coming generations receives fruits of that huge tree. The farmer’s soul feels elated with this. We are feeling the same happiness on the inauguration of iCreate.”