After his plans of airdropping Eid-gifts from his aeroplane over his constituency in southern Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) MPA Ali Amin Gandapur has announced a plan to personally airdrop teachers over said constituency to improve the literacy rate there.
“Much like the eidi that I dropped for the poor people from my glider to improve the lives of the poor people, I will now drop some teachers over the same DI Khan constituency,” he said, speaking to the media at a press conference.
“I have a personal glider aircraft, and I believe that is all that it takes to improve the situation,” he said emphatically. “I will air-drop the the required items wherever they are required. Policemen to improve the law and order situation, sports managers to improve the local sports situation and even fashion designers to spruce up some fashion sense in our constituents.
“I can’t believe why we are not using this simple fix to solve these so-called complex problems that our citizens are facing! I guess not everyone has the mental acuity to come up with creative solutions.”