Every day is mothers’ day, says Mother of All Bombs


Though overwhelmed by the outpouring of emotions on Mothers’ Day, which is celebrated the world over on the second sunday of May, the Mother of All Bombs hastened to remind everyone that every day is Mothers’ day.

“Let us not forget that a mother’s work is never done,” said the United States armament, speaking from a silo in Langley, Virginia. “It still carries on whether or not we choose to celebrate it.”

“We might forget this at times, but we really shouldn’t,” said the MOAB. “I always remember to acknowledge my mother, Daisy Cutter, on days other than Mother’s Day as well.”

In conclusion, the MOAB had a very important message. “Clean your room. Yes, you heard me, I am not going to repeat myself. Clean you room NOW!”