Rejecting the formation of a commission on the Panama issue comprising of the nation’s investigating agencies, the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf said that they would accept any verdict that the court itself would give as long as it is a decision that they would accept.
“I am a man of my word and I say this here and now,” said PTI chairman Imran Khan, speaking to reporters outside a jacuzzi at his Bani Gala residence. “We will wholeheartedly accept any decision that is completely acceptable to us.”
“That is how much we respect the five-member bench hearing our petition,” he added.
“All we want,” chirped in Shah Mehmood Quareshi momentarily, before being asked by Imran Khan to keep quiet so he could say the exact same thing, “is for the court to give a decision that is acceptable to us at exactly the point in time that we want.”
“I would ask the courts to do the decent thing here, that is, do what the person screaming loudest is demanding,” continued Imran Khan.
“We would humbly demand from the court nothing less than the exact decision that we want before my soup gets cold tonight,” he concluded.