Our Extremely Sensitive Issues Correspondent
Motorway
Tensions flared yet again on the Motorways network when the National Highways and Motorways Police (NH&MP) stopped the Pakistan Air Force’s Mirage aircraft, which were conducting routine strategic testing exercises on the M2, and fined them for over-speeding.
“Before I had come to a complete stop after I had landed, I was already being pulled over by a Patrolling Officer,” said Flight Lieutenant Yawar Siddiqui. “When I stopped, he told me I was over-speeding and that I had to pay the fine on the spot to the Mobile Collection Unit.”
“Yes, he argued for a bit,” said Patrolling Officer Zia Yousufzai. “But I told him clearly: gathering storm of war in the sub-continent or not, rules are rules, sorry.”
“120 km/h mean 120! And he was exceeding 340 km/h, which is not even covered under our grace allowance,” said Yousufzai.
Experts believe that the PAF officer was compliant only because the recent altercation between the NH&MP and army officers had resulted in a rare show of public support for the police, rather than the military.
“I am so not paying for this fine out of my own pocket,” said Flt Lt Siddiqui, smoking a cigarette while leaning on his Mirage V ROSE Avionics, which he had parked on the side of the M2. “But I suspect Air Commodore Zubair is not going to reimburse me, the way he didn’t when I paid for that movie that his family saw last week.”
Motorway officer stopped him while flying f16? I guess motorway police doesn’t have f16 and using old technology CARS hahaha
Salute to highway police and appteciated Flt Lt to understand and pay fine this is just command of LAW. Each and Everyone are equal to obey the law. Polite request yo our National Politician pls pls pls.
He was not riding a car man he was in a mirage fighter jet. speed of fighter jet while landing on motorway will always be more then 120. Ridiculous behaviour of police in time of high tention
or hamari jahil or beghairat awam ko dekho phir b inn zaleel k bacho(police ) walo kee favor karr rahay hain
our FLt sidiqui is not poor he can pay the fine.our pilots are giving flying allounce of every mint of flying but the action of patroling offcer is appreciatable. we love GDPs of PAF.
Highway officer you did rong.you fine our PAF poilt. the poilts are trained that if jet is going to crash then save the civilin peoples first. So i don’t belive Our PAF poilt Officer is rong.
For Gods sake they are not the sky police.
I can't tell if the people commenting here are serious or not … I hope people do know this is satire!
F16 will scare the hell out of anyone who come in front of it with only its engine sound
These were PAF poilts.few days ago Pak Army officers Beat a Moterway Police man when he tried to challan them.
This was a PAF poilts .few days ago Pak Army officers Beat a Moterway Police man when he tried to challan them.
Good read. Hilarious 🙂
Comments are closed.