Our important-issues correspondent
Karachi
Hot on the heels of the arrest and subsequent release of the MQM’s Khawaja Izhar-ul-Hassan, the Pakistan Fashion Council has officially said that the veteran leader should be arrested again, but for his fashion sense.
“It’s all wrong, all wrong,” said Mohsin Saeed. “I mean it’s all over the place. There’s no coherence and horrible cacophony of colours.”
“I mean the guy could hit the gym once in a while. He clearly doesn’t have the body type that can make anything and everything look good,” said Hassan Shehryar Yaseen. “I was really disappointed when I saw this Rao Anwar fellow, (ugh don’t get me started on his fashion sense) on TV saying that he has been arrested for hiring target killers and other such stuff.”
“I was like, come on, is no one going to talk about the elephant in the room? Like that ghastly wardrobe that he was wearing the day of the post-murdabad conference.”
“When he was let go of, upon the instructions of the Sindh CM, I was like, clearly everyone has lost sight of the important issues of the country.”
