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The financial records of the past two years of the Baluchistan government have, apparently, been burnt. All of them.

The general public is advised not to put two and two together.

Meanwhile, the monies recovered from the financial bureaucrat who had stashed away Rs73 crores in his house aren’t going to be put back in the general provincial pool, but in a particular project. That’s said to be a first.


 

Ahsan Iqbal has apparently said that the country will have 5G telecom bandwidth soon.

Well, the rest of the world doesn’t have it yet. Not even the bandwidth crazy South Koreans, who say that will have it by 2020, a favourite number of Iqbal’s.

In any case, only two of the local telecom operators have 4G; the rest all have 3G. And the parametric speeds of all these are said to be on the lower side on these respective generations.

One doesn’t know what the minister was talking about.