Our PM Correspondent
Islamabad
Prime minister Nawaz Sharif has confirmed that he is going to be chairing the group of world heads of government that are convening in Paris next week for the sole purpose of asking Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to put his shirt back on.
“It has been a source of embarrassment for not just me but a host of global leaders whenever a picture of the prime minister Trudeau’s insanely ripped body appears in the press while he is hiking somewhere and the public of our respective nations immediately start imagining how we would look without out shirts on,” said Prime Minister Sharif. “I shudder to imagine myself how I must look, coming down the Margallas without a shirt on.”
“None of us, barring perhaps Barack Obama, would look even remotely in shape,” he continued.
“We hope the prime minister realises that in international relations, muscle flexing — literal in this case — has rarely resulted in anything good.”
