There is a war on right now and we have decided to play Switzerland. We are talking about the great ab fight — Katrina Kaif’s perfect midriff vs Parineeti Chopra’s newly-acquired six-pack. ‘Jaaneman aah’ from Dishoom was the eye-opener of sorts. Parineeti Chopra, when we saw her on screen last, was the performance-oriented, I-don’t-give-a-damn-about-looks actress. Then she went away for a year and came back with six packs, a new wardrobe, and an item number.
You would say that gives her round 1. Not if the other actress in the ring is Katrina Kaif and her eye-melting stomach. The actress already got all the eyeballs in the IPL performance when all social media could talk about was her abs. Not that WE were surprised. If you have seen her rocking the Helen look in Chikni Chameli already, nothing this fit star does will surprise you.
And then we saw Kala Chashma. The song is aptly titled: Once you see Katrina Kaif moving on to the peppy number, you would need a Kala Chashma too. Twitter agreed with us. “I can keep the song on mute and only watch Katrina’s abs and moves. She is OMG” wrote Noura.
Blahsomme tweeted, “Did anyone look at anything else apart from Katrina’s abs in the ‘Kala Chashma’ song? For the first three times?”
Aditya Ganguly reflected, “Let’s just say that TV and mobile phone companies need to start making screens as thin and appealing as Katrina Kaif’s stomach.” We have the thinnest, most well-shaped waists in Bollywood but Katrina is way ahead of the game right now.
