Our Imran Khan Correspondent
Islamabad
In a tour de force, veteran political pundit Dr Shahid Masood has predicted all marriages of Imran Khan for the next five years.
“If you will look at the graph here,” said Dr Masood, speaking to reporters, while pointing to the whiteboard behind him, “The x-axis represents time, as is usual in time series graphs, and the y-axis represents incidents of marriage.”
“Around half of all of Imran Khan’s marriages took place last year,” he said. “But first half took place more than a decade-and-a-half ago. That means that the pace is picking up. We can expect the rate to keep on increasing.”
“From my knowledge of differential calculus, closeness to Imran Khan, special favour of the Almighty, my mother’s prayers, and two tablespoons ofHamdard’s Sudoori every night, I have been able to predict with efficiency the number of upcoming marriages and the dates,” he said.
When asked when Imran Khan would be able to find a spouse that he will be able to work things out with, Dr Shahid Masood went back to another specialty area of his: “When that happens, we will know that the End Of Times has arrived.”