Khabaristan Today (Satire): Efficient foreign office junior officer prepares condemnation of future drone strike on new Taliban chief

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    Our Future Correspondent

    Islamabad

     

    Though the bureaucracy at all tiers in the country is often criticised for being incompetent, lethargic and inefficient, Raja Saleem Ahmed, an assistant director at the Foreign Office Spokesperson’s Office (FOSO), has bucked this negative trend by already preparing a condemnation of the future drone strike on newly selected Taliban chief Mullah Haibatullah Akhundzada.

    “I believe in proactive approaches,” said the bright young officer, who graduated from the Foreign Services Academy only last year. “That is why, as soon as Mullah Mansour was taken out in a drone strike, I immediately prepared the Office’s condemnation and filed it in my cabinet. That way, even when I have been posted out, my successor can fish out the file and give it to the Spokesperson.”

    Khabaristan Today has learnt that this heartening development is not limited to the Foreign Office alone, with defence ministry already saying they will not allow the future killing of Mullah Akhundzada to happen again.

    Meanwhile, a Taliban spokesperson has said the militia will avenge Mullah Akhundzada’s future death.