Our Expulsion Correspondent
DG Khan
The crisis in DG Khan was averted late Saturday night, when the infamous Chotu gang expelled 11 of its members from its gang.
“Yes, it is true, we have banished these former comrades in arms from our group,” said the eponymous Chotu of the gang. “They are no more a part of us because of the rather shady activities they had been a part of.”
When asked about the punishment of this shady bunch, Chotu replied that they would be expelled from the marshes to which they can never come back. “Yes, they would be allowed to keep their loot, but nothing more than that.”
“And we would also meet them on Eid, but not more than that,” he said. “Except maybe marriages and funerals.”
Chotu also clarified that all of the eleven have not been expelled but some are still going to be around in junior positions.