Karachi – Our Pervert Correspondent: Karachi police have arrested a local deviant by the name of Hamza Ali Abbasi, who had been frequenting the city’s shopping malls and asking women to taste the tea he had on a trolley that he took along, all while wearing glasses and a fake beard.
“The police psychiatrist is examining this complete pervert and is figuring out the full extent of his deviance,” said ASP Malir, Shaiq Hussein. “Though I hope the creep’s lawyer doesn’t use this in court, I want this sick monster to be behind bars for a long time.”
Dr Fauzia Hassan, head of the clinical psychology department over at Bahria University, said that there is a wide variety of deviant behaviour found in society. “But, regardless of that, one is always surprised by what hideous fetish the next pervert will have and accost poor women with.”
The culprit, speaking to reporters from police lock-up, said, “I was only wearing those glasses and fake beard because they wouldn’t talk to me had they known who I was!”
“As for that bit about the tea, yes, I’m a pervert!” said Abbasi, breaking down, crying.