Karachi – Our Confessional Correspondent: Speaking at a press conference, a Rangers spokesman said that Dr Asim Hussain has confessed to having killed the country’s first prime minister in 1951.
“He has confessed, finally putting to rest a mystery as old as the great nation itself,” said the spokesperson. “Now the nation can finally get some closure on that front.”
But that is only one of the confessions that the PPP politician has made. The spell of confessions is set to intensify.
“He has also admitted to have caused the Karachi stock market crash of ’05, as well as the earthquake of the same year,” the spokesperson added.
“Then, there is his involvement in the fall of Dhaka and the hathoda group that terrorised the nation in the 80s.”
Speaking to reporters from behind bars in Rangers’ custody, Dr Asim Hussain not only confirmed all these confessions, but also added, “Main hiran hoon.”