Karachi – Our Confessional Correspondent: Speaking at a press conference, a Rangers spokesman said that Dr Asim Hussain has confessed to having killed the country’s first prime minister in 1951.
“He has confessed, finally putting to rest a mystery as old as the great nation itself,” said the spokesperson. “Now the nation can finally get some closure on that front.”
But that is only one of the confessions that the PPP politician has made. The spell of confessions is set to intensify.
“He has also admitted to have caused the Karachi stock market crash of ’05, as well as the earthquake of the same year,” the spokesperson added.
“Then, there is his involvement in the fall of Dhaka and the hathoda group that terrorised the nation in the 80s.”
Speaking to reporters from behind bars in Rangers’ custody, Dr Asim Hussain not only confirmed all these confessions, but also added, “Main hiran hoon.”
What a lame and pathetic article.
A very strange and astonishing report. Does not provide any supporting instruments either in killing of Liaqat Ali Khan or Hathora Group. Would like to know the links to murder of the first PM.
Its not a real article.Its satirical news.
What is it? Do you people want to proof that Asim is innocent. None of the damn politicians is innocent, they all are corrupt, liars and oppressive on occasions. Finally one thing, Media and bloggers are most corrupt people in Pakistan!
I know my comments wouldn't be published!
You be happy your comments published. What I said is the report is irrelevant to assassination of Nawabzada Liaqat Ali Khan.
Good God man, this is Khabiristan the spoof newspaper! Even if it was not how can the guy be accused of crimes before his birth?
I think you meant to say all bloody sivlians and the representatives of those civilians are damned corrupt liars as opposed to patriots who can be identified by their uniforms.
crappy
Has he confessed the assassination of Muhtarama Benazir Bhutto as well?
this is khabaristan, guys, its a JOKE, laugh, don't crib
Victimization by stretching the law will only create martyrs. If the accusations against the man cannot be proved the accusers must be punished.
not funny at all…. Asim is an Evil genious, along with zardari, Ishaq Dar and Gilani……. all of them should be arrested…………
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