Islamabad – Our League-i Correspondent: In a breakthrough development, political scientists at the Quaid-e-Azam University (QAU) have developed a new faction of the Pakistan Muslim League in a lab.
The faction is said to be relatively unstable and is not being taken out of the controlled environment yet.
“We’ve managed to fuse controlled quantities of certain political elements together and then put them under the right conditions,” said Muhammad Saleem, lead scientist. “Let’s hope these conditions were the correct ones.”
Elements from all the various Muslims Leagues (in name or otherwise) went into the new faction. These include the PML-Q, PML-F and PTI.
The scientists had to test the ESM Scores (Establishment Support Metric) of the faction as there might be Leagues that are not Leagues anymore (PML-N) and there might be non-Leagues that are Leagues (PTI).
To this end, the scientists used their favourite ESM testing method. “We have former Information Minister Sheikh Rasheed stored in a jar with us at all times, pickled in formaldehyde. He reacts strongly to anything that has a high ESM score and immediately joins it. He did. The experiment has been a success.”
