Lahore – Our Filthy Correspondent: In a raid late last Saturday, Punjab Food Authority chief Ayesha Mumtaz has sealed the mouths of the leadership of the PTI and the PML-N because of filthy conditions.
“I have sealed many outfits that have been churning out filthy produce during the course of my tenure, but the sort of filth these mouths are producing daily on TV is the worst of them all,” she said, at a press conference.
Upon being asked about how this was in her jurisdiction, she replied, “They eat with those mouths. It is my jurisdiction. They are filthy.”
“At corner meetings, the level of discourse is in the Class D Category, more widely-known as the maa-behen category, but on TV things haven’t reached Class D as yet. But, given past experience, it would have progressed to that there as well,” she added.