A pizza delivery driver shared a note on Reddit that goes above and beyond the call of a customer to create a perfect guide to how to make the delivery, reported Mirror.
User xAverageJoex entitled the post, “Dangerous life as a Pizza guy. But they will soon tell tales of my victory”.
Underneath the order details, the receipt reads, “We reside within the labyrinthine basement of the hospital; beneath the women’s building. The stork upon the ceiling should lead you safely to our location. If you take a wrong turn, you may run into the minotaur that stalks the halls.”
“But do not fret,” the instructions continue. “The beast has a weakness to fire. It may also be lulled to sleep if one were to play Safety Dance on a pan flute crafted from the finest oak.”
The note ended with,”Good luck, traveller.”
Reddit commenters were amused by the tip. User Fish Backwards wrote,”You better have got a good tip,” while Bambuschbaum added, “Sounds like a quest!”
In another post, xAverageJoex hinted again at his adventure, writing, “It was a calm and quiet night within m’lords castle. All was well until a neighboring village asked upon m’lord for help.
Ever since that creature entered the labyrinth, no one has ever been able to get pass to deliver the supplies. So their people were starving and in dire need of help.
So that is when I bravely stepped up to this task. It was a long and hard fought journey, but that be’ith a tale for another time.”
