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NetSol founder Salim Ghauri, who calls himself Pakistan’s Bill Gates, is, in addition to being as humble as a person who calls himself Pakistan’s Bill Gates can be, is the honorary consul of Lahore’s Australian consul general.

The other day, he held a lunch in honour of the new Australian High Commissioner. Unfortunately, much to the chagrin of the media present at the occasion, she apologised and said she in not authorised to make any statement as the ambassador.

Why? Because she was yet to present her credentials to the president since her arrival in the country in June.

And why is that? Because the fine folks at the Foreign Office had told her that nothing gets done in the country in Ramzan so she should wait for a bit!

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The national bhabi, the lady who would be the first lady, the weather girl with a difference, the holder of a degree from North Lindsey college, Reham Khan.

The lady is on a roll these days, with many appearances on the media, ranging from a long interview on Australian television to an interview with Geo TV’s most anti-PTI anchor.

There are also rumours that, despite claims to the contrary, she is being fielded for an election as well.

See this space for more to come.