White Lies


The apple, occasionally, falls far from the tree. Case in point: former bhabi Jemima Khan. While she has put up a spirited public condemnation of Israel’s atrocities in Gaza, her brother Ben Goldmsmith has been very vocal in support of the fascist state.

Ten points for Gryffindor. And PTI.


From former in-laws to current ones. So effusive was the premier in his praise of the finance minister, who is also his samdhi, that he said at an event recently that the minister has made the rupee so strong versus the dollar that the government needs to manipulate the market lest the dollar falls to eighty rupees! The crowd, meanwhile, loved this and broke out in applause.

Wishes, horses, you know the drill.