The caliphate is here brothers; Allahu Akbar!

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It’s time to migrate to Iraq!

 

 

My fellow Muslim brothers,

The caliphate is finally here. We have been waiting for this moment for over a century. It is now our time to take over the world again. Rule like we used to. This is what Hazrat Osama bin Laden and Hazrat Hakeemullah Mehsud wanted. Their dream, and that of Maulana Muhammad Ali Jauhar and Maulana Shaukat Ali Jauhar (except that this one is at the other side of the Levant), has finally been fulfilled. The caliphate is here brothers; Allahu Akbar!

Now that the caliphate is here, it has become obligatory for all of us to migrate to Iraq immediately. That is what all those Hazraat mentioned in the first paragraph would have wanted. That is what ISIS want. The caliphate is here brothers; Allahu Akbar!

This hijrat is mandatory for every Muslim who believes that he is living in a Muslim country. With the establishment of the caliphate, there is no such thing as a Muslim country. Everything outside of this caliphate is now Dar-ul-Harb and Iraq is now Dar-ul-Islam. Leave your kafir democracies, your kafir so-called democracies, your kafir dictatorships and your kafir monarchies. The caliphate is here brothers; Allahu Akbar!

It is very important to realise that slowly but surely our caliphate would expand from Iraq to Syria to eventually taking over the Middle East. From the Middle East we would move to the North Africa and then take over the entire African continent.

It is very important to realise that slowly but surely our caliphate would expand from Iraq to Syria to eventually taking over the Middle East. From the Middle East we would move to the North Africa and then take over the entire African continent. From there, we would move towards our old home and take over the Iberian Peninsula and then we will take over Europe moving into Asia and setting up the old Ottoman Empire again. Then Asia, Russia, jumping inside Alaska and then controlling North and South America. The caliphate is here brothers; Allahu Akbar!

Islam will rule the world like it was always supposed to. We were quick off the blocks in the 7th century and by the middle of the previous millennium we were en route to taking over the world. The infidels then outdid us, but thanks to the likes of al Qaeda, TTP, Boko Haram and ISIS, we are now finally going to do what it was meant to do: take over the universe. The caliphate is here brothers; Allahu Akbar!

We have come a long way to our new caliph Abu Bakr and under his noble guidance we will continue the work of the previous caliphs of Islam. Brothers the time is right to dominate the world. Down with America! Down with Israel! Down with India! The caliphate is here brothers; Allahu Akbar!

Like I have reiterated this is a golden opportunity for all the Muslims living in Muslim countries to leave their mark on Islamic history. As far as we, the Muslims living in western countries, are concerned, we will continue to live here and clamour for the caliphate. Because you see we are living on the kuffaar’s taxes. Not only does it mean that we do not have to face the negative ramifications of the caliphate, it also means that we get to shout Allahu Akbar all day and all night, we get to shout about establishing a caliphate with Sharia law, without actually really wanting to leave the west. So instead of us going to the caliphate, we will wait for the caliphate to come to us. You know after you guys take over Africa and all. The caliphate is here brothers; Allahu Akbar!

 

The writer is an Islamic scholar vying to establish Shariah law in the United Kingdom. All after effects of The Horizontal Column are the readers’ headache.