Kristen Stewart’s apology to her boyfriend Robert Pattinson for cheating on him with director Rupert Sanders has quickly become a model for the modern-day celebrity apology: it was brief, it was restrained and it was issued on the People website. I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.