Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:
1. Goodbye America! Hello New York!!!
2. Does anyone hate BMW cup holders? Its so ridiculous, but it won’t release my diet coke bottle and I’m parched
3. Honer Roll!!!!!
4. Darkness is the only thing we can’t truly escape
5. Lol! This girl has PHYSZAFRINIA or something!
6. Bout to get in a tub, coz just saw a tornado come down
7. Awesome, just got in a car accident
8. Pinky is driving :))))
9. Running is the best way to start the day
10. I’ve never met u, and I’m crazy. I have your number, I’ll call you daily
11. I mowed a lawn for the FIRST time ever today! Well… I pushed it 6 feet and couldn’t figure out how to turn it around… it’s a start!
12. Got my prom dress and this is what it looks like!! C:\Documents and Settings\Dan\My Documents\My Pictures\2x18x023.jpg
13. Nothing’s really lost until your mom can’t find it
14. What’s better than 50 Shades of Grey? 51 shades. You’re welcome
15. Feeling 110% better today. Thank you modern medicine!
16. I don’t know why I did this to myself, but I got a job
17. I find it ironic that the colours red, white and blue represent freedom until they’re flashing right behind you.
18. Broke another squash racquet. This is getting expensive
