If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the best ‘lamebook’ status updates this week:
Maria: The opposite of LOVE is HATE. LOVE spelled backwards in EVOL (evil). So if you HATE, you are EVOL, if you’re EVOL, isn’t everything backwards.
What does ‘brb’ mean?
Adam: Is saddened by the number of business cards in his drawer from people who have died.
Alex: Is in Mexico, checking FB
I am wondering if one can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
Have you noticed that the “lol” symbol looks like a drowning guy? I bet hes not laughing out loud!
I saw this amazing bumper sticker the other day: “Save the environment; kill yourself”.
I sometimes think that Facebook should change the status question from “What’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today?”
I saw this amazing bumper sticker the other day: “Save the environment; kill yourself”.
If you can’t be a good example, be a terrible warning.
Got a cat the other day. Had to swerve to get it, but I got it!
Unless your name is “Google”, stop acting as if you know everything!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Disclaimer: Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I’m talking about.
People are like slinkeys; they don’t really serve a purpose, but you can’t help but laugh when one of them falls down the stairs.