White Lies


The PM has decided to vacate his offices and turn the PM House into a “centre of excellence.” The jokes write themselves (“because it sure as hell won’t be one till he occupies it” and what have you.)

He still retains the Prime Minister’s Residence. But where will the offices of his posse be moved?

Let the next guy figure that stuff out, our guy’s had his turn and he lived it up.

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Spotted: A former PM, known for his debonair style and sartorial elegance, in a restaurant in Monaco. Accompanied by a good-looking blonde.

Said he was there for a board meeting.

Sure he was.

Ah, the lifestyle of the rich and famous.

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Off to a premier club in Lahore. No, no, not that one but the more premier one. The one that has a permanent membership of around 300 and about the same number of temporary members.

Well it turns out that the temps wanted some respect. So they pleaded with some of their patrician friends to move, in a meeting, to make them permanent.

The legal eagles from the other camp swooped in on this and said that such a decision required an Extraordinary General Meeting, not a mere General Meeting.

For those who think they have lost context: no, this actually is just a place where people have meals and play the occasional game of cards. And yes, they do take it this seriously.

Ah, the lifestyle of the rich and boring.

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