‘Next year this’ll be called the Flomax theatre.’
‘Please welcome a recurring dream of mine — Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez.’
‘After I saw The Help I just wanted to hug the first black woman I saw, which from Beverly Hills is about a 45 minute drive.’
‘Nothing can take the sting out of economic problems like watching millionaires collecting gold statues.’
On Jean Dujardin’s Best Actor win: ‘They must be going nuts in France right now. Or whatever the French have in place of joy.’
‘Please welcome the original Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Angelina Jolie.’